No, I haven't been forked! And no, I'm not trying to grow my own plastic cutlery!
I'm just trying to keep that DARN rabbit from nibbling at my new strawberry plants!!
And, trying to keep the birds from taking their dust baths in all the open space. Between the two enemies, they have destroyed about a fourth of the patch, and the plants that did survive the onslaught get chomped on or beaten down every time they dare to show a new leaf.